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A evil spirited Tik Tok E boy who is the leading cause of cancer.
If you come across this Tik Tok evil demon spawn, turn of the power in your house and hope your not too late.
Hey did you see that weird Tik Tok who is named Charmander?
Turn off your power he is going to come get you!
A gay flaming dinosaur pokemon that has little or no friends and can be killed by a simple bucket of water
Hailey " I love charmander "
Dan " What the gay dinosaur pokemon?"
Hailey *cries*
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Charmander is a popular Pokemon in the anime and manga series Pokemon, as well as the Pokemon games...
Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.
Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...
Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard
Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
Jim: Hey what starter pokemon did you choose? I chose charmander!
Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...
Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?
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For a male to light a firecracker and shove it down the partner's ass ( with consent of course ) and then fuck them repeatedly until the firecracker explodes.
Lady: I almost died last night!!
Lady 2: how?
Lady 1: My asshole of a boyfriend pulled a Charmander on me.
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A red Pokemon, one of the first on the earlier TV series. Has a flame on it's tail, which can be put out to murder the beast. Has a whiny voice. Completely uselss until it turns into charizard.
trainer: Go charmander! breathe fire!
Charmander: *whine* charmander char!
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It is supposedly a red lizard with a match on its tail. This suposed match represents its life force.If it were to run out then the charmander would turn into ashs. Also, this species of pokemon seems to be very stupid as all it can say is Char and Charmander. It can only understand very simple commands- such as bite or lick. Furthermore, its red and really really whiney.
My love for you is like an eternal flame on a charmanders tail.
Micheal raped a Charmander
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A small red Pokemon with fire out of its tail. Has a whiny voice and is utterly useless until it changes into that dragon.
Ash: Go charmander, breath fire!
Cha: *whine* charmander char!
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