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Text Message Checkpoint

A text message that you got earlier, in which you can use for later reference to check how long you have been waiting on something/someone

Rick: How long have we been waiting here for that hoe?

James: I unno, but we got here the same time I got a text message, let me ind that Text message checkpoint.

by IamSoWhite June 20, 2011

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security checkpoint

never let Joe into any public building without passing him through one of these first.

security checkpoint guard: hold up there, "pal"(Joe), nobody gets in but through this here security checkpoint. now lets see that bag there.

by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022


radar checkpoint

synonym for the new guard-rail radars being used by police officers, due to the belief that they can, will and are being used to also track where you and you car is at certain intervals, and where you go, in an effort to thwart certain people's alibis, for example.

"Sir, I was at home last night around 11 pm."
"Actually, one of our radar checkpoints indicate that you were, in fact, headed towards the marshes around that time, which is where we found your ex girlfriend."
"Well, big brother has fucked me right up the ass, there, didn't he?"
"He sure did, son. Now time for prison rape for the rest of your life."

by Jon Wagner June 28, 2013


Checkpoint 03

-err 2104-
-please check codebook on how to fix error 2104-
-shutting down-

i'm writing this at 7 in the morning and i'm really tired
god i need sleep
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by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021


checkpoint farmer

Weirdo that farms cps and think that they’re good and try to ego people.

That checkpoint farmer is ass

by SoSIlx September 6, 2021


Internet Checkpoint

A place in the internet were people from all over the place regardless of their views come together to talk about there life. The original one was a Donkey Kong soundtrack but it got taken down for copyright. Some have replaced the original one and tried to restore the comments.

Another internet checkpoint is the video Kasane Teto - Teto territory uploaded by Ce-gook. It has over 130k comments but seems to be undiscovered by the wider internet.

I just posted my 130th comment on an Internet Checkpoint.

by Fridgelous Prime March 16, 2024


Checkpoint 02

Good job, you made it to the second checkpoint..
-TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED-
Unfortunately, Candice wasn't so lucky.
Who's Candice, you ask?
Candi-
-TRANSMISSION FIXED-
I don't know what happened. Anyways, relax at this checkpoint until you're ready to go through the next area of sex-related definitions.

in the last checkpoint i said that my dumbass was making checkpoints for people

Checkpoint 02

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021