Occurs when you're on the rag and giving a guy who's wearing a tie a blow-job. Just before he shoots his load, you reach up and forcibly yank his head downwards so he jizzes in his own face. As he blinks in shock and awe at you, you grab your tampon string and pull it out swiftly, daubing his forehead with a bloody bindi.
I was mad-horny on Monday morning so I invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.
When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.
Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.
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A sexual act with a fat guy has anal sex with another guy while his mom watches and fingers, they all squirt and jizz in a cup, put a bloody tampoon in and they all drink the mix.
After a long hard day of work i like to have fun with a great dirty palombo with a cherry on top
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a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.
Setting: Home
Characters: mom
teenager
Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old
man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.
Teen: That was a bad joke.
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when you're doing anal and you cum in her ass at the same time that she has explosive diarrhea. You also took too much viagra and at this moment your dick explodes, leading you covered in cum, shit, and blood.
Guy 1: hey man, im thinking we go to the movies this weekend! Just you, me, and Shawn.
Guy 2: Dude, didn't you hear? Shawn can't go; he's in the ER after his one night stand resulted in a hot fudge sundae with a cherry on top.
It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.
Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
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When a man is done boning his partner and is about to jizz, he Sticks her in the mouth so that her mouth is all bloody and sucks the man off.
I heard this one dude Mike Holmes that he gave his GF a Cherry topping. and she had to get stitches in her mouth, But he said it felt good.