Jiggaboo chia pet

Relating to a jigabboo's (negro,african-american,spook, porch-monkey) head that has corn row patterns, fake extension, afro, various slang cut into the head, and all other variations of nappiness that can be acheived from having a very versitile tight knit hair growth.

Look at the fly patterns and extensions that home-girl has on her head man, she looks like a Jiggaboo chia pet. Cha-cha-cha-cha-chia.

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Newberry Chia Pet

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet

Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"

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Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas

A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.

You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."

Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!