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child support

A mythological payment which is supposed to be paid to single mothers (now known as double mothers ) to alleviate the full financial burden of raising kids as well as looking after them. The UK's child support agency has spent billions of pounds of tax payers' money trying to prove the existance of this elusive payment, by asking the absent parent to supply it. However hardly any payments have been located by this multi-million pound organisation. This evidence suggests that child support is a mythological beast, concocted by a bored civil servant on a grey rainly English afternoon to tempt women into reckless procreation so that the media could have a bit of a laugh at their expense by painting them as morally inferior when they ended up poor and overworked.

single parent: Where the bee-jesus is my child support?
child support agency: cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo

by Vixen5 August 29, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child support

Something black people don't pay

Girl: Hey Jamal this your son can you pay child support.
Guy: wasn't me.

by Invisions61 August 24, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yung Child Support

A rapper songs here for example
Trying times: a song about prison rape
Spread it : what you do when u broke
Hairless inspiration: abut his desire 4 of hair
Hood genitalia: about chronic masterbation

Don't be like yung child support gimme my child support check

by Look at adan maan September 7, 2020

34๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child Support Whore

A woman who tries to have children with one or more fathers in order to collect child support .

Hey Leroy, now the the baby is born are you gonna ask Tiff to marry you? No man, it turns out she was just a child support whore. I already got a summons to appear in court.

by donkeyracer November 3, 2018

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yung Child Support

A. Rapper who never paid child suppport

Yung child support is such a dick for not paying child support I can't stand this stank ass

by Look at adan maan September 7, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child Support Position

When a female puts her feet behind her head and forms herself into a pretzel like shape. This position is impossible for even the strongest of pull out games to not bust inside of. This then results in child support payments being required in 9 months time, destroying the males life.

"Bro! She did that child support position again, I couldn't not finish inside....."

by HamiltonHoe April 10, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child Support Mom

(aka CSM): A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off of Child Support.

Cristie M. is a Child Support Mom!

by Droker March 13, 2009

44๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž