Chinch

The most graceful of Italian wildlife. Her hair is a wild bramble of philosophical secrets and the truth of the world. When she speaks in her native tongue, it is as if the havens have united to grace the world with the speech of the Angels. Is clothed by only the most precious of peasant clothing, i.e. The Shark Fin Skirt. Leader of the lesbians.

Did you see Chinch's face when Alegra was talking? She was about to Giordano Bruno that bitch!

Chinch

A person who is tastefully aggressive and cute at the same time. The word is derived from "Chinchilla", an aggressive and cute rodent native to the Andes in South America.

Mel: Dad, Mek is being such a chinch today. I am not sure what to do about it.

Dad: Why, what did she do this time?
Mel: She is not letting me study. She wants me to go running with her and is not leaving my room until I say Yes.

Chinching

Use a stray as a substitute for a toilet in the company of others

John was so desperate he had to go “Chinching” with his family

Chinch’-Cunt

A Pussy with Pubic Hair as soft as a Chinchilla. ‘Chinch” being a shortened Version of Chinchilla in this Situation. The use of Chinch’ drawing reference to the Fact that a Chinchilla’s Hair is very soft.

‘Last Night, I ploughed an Asian Chick, and she had a real Chinch’-Cunt.’

Chinched

Newfoundland Slang term for a feeling of fullness

“After the feed, I was some chinched”