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1. Slang term for "masturbation."
2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.
"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"
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to strangle a common barnyard bird
look ma! i'm choking the chicken!
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A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.
"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
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when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.
male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
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To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.
"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."
"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"
"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
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