chowder

A cross between a tool and a shoobie. The type of person that hippie dances at oar or dave matthews concerts. They like to wear jean shorts and high socks. When a chowder is spotted one should shout out "Choowwddaaaahhhh."

A group of chowders may be referred to as a chowder pot. The severity of chowderness depends on if the chowder pot is at a simmer, a boil or a roaring boil.

Look at that guy over there dancing to city on down by himself. He is such a chowder. "yo chowdaaaa"

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chowder

just another word for puke

dammit, Jack blew chowder on my hard-drive

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chowder

a word used to tell someone to move or get out of the way... watch chout (out)

CHOWDER! (move)






























chowder monkey

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chowder

Indeterminable stain or remnants. Usually on clothing or face.

Dang, I've got some chowder on these fresh jeans.

Dude, you've got a bit of chower on your chin.

Where the hell did that chowder on my passenger seat come from?

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chowder

a slow human being. a klutz. a party animal. brett rafter

turnbull pulled a chowder

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Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."