A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.
What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.
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1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...
2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency
"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"
"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"
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The act of using spray cheese as lube while aggressively having sexual inter course with a dog.
“Bro I churded the family dog so hard last night!”
“Damn bro churding is scientifically proven to have negative health effects”
A guy who sheds his ass hairs into his victims throats
Oh did u guys see Micheal Richards aka Churd at the party
Small hardened chunks of smegma that are the result of poor hygiene.
Girl 1: I'm never going down on him again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: ...Churds
Girl 2: (gags uncontrollably)
1. a fecal mass larger around than it is long.
2. a person producing same.
Just dropped a churd, guess I'll have to flush 10 or 15 times to break it up.
A derogatory term that combines turd and chode. Used aptly for name calling.