A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.
What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.
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1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...
2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency
"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"
"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"
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The act of using spray cheese as lube while aggressively having sexual inter course with a dog.
“Bro I churded the family dog so hard last night!”
“Damn bro churding is scientifically proven to have negative health effects”
Small hardened chunks of smegma that are the result of poor hygiene.
Girl 1: I'm never going down on him again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: ...Churds
Girl 2: (gags uncontrollably)
1. a fecal mass larger around than it is long.
2. a person producing same.
Just dropped a churd, guess I'll have to flush 10 or 15 times to break it up.
A derogatory term that combines turd and chode. Used aptly for name calling.
A guy who sheds his ass hairs into his victims throats
Oh did u guys see Micheal Richards aka Churd at the party