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-A university that doesn't cheer or stand up during football games.
-A university that has never thrown a kegger.
-A university where girls don't put out and guys don't have the balls to talk to a chick.
-The only university in america where you can't buy natural light and the only cases sold are busch light.
-A university that has a dress code that requires girls to wear sun dresses and guys to wear a tucked-in button-up shirt, a belt, a pair of khaki shorts that are at least 4 inches above the knees, a visor, a pair of sunglasses that have a strap so they don't fall off, and boat shoes.
-A university where no one is good at beer pong.
-A university where a big party is defined by a gathering of anti-social men and women with more than 25 people. These big parties will sometimes have alcohol.
-A sex free university.
Person 1: I go to clemson.
Person 2: You must suck at college and either have a pussy or are a pussy.
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Rising to the occasion in kingly fashion to attain victory at the highest level, performed with grace, honor and class. Often, but not always associated with being the underdog or recipient of harsh criticism from cynics or skeptics.
Rocky Balboa's defeat of Ivan Drago was a true Clemsoning in its finest.
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A half-ass wannabe-southern school that tries at college football, and is good at choking in huge games, especially against Virginia Tech. I wish every graduate of clemson good luck, because they will need it to get out of that fag patty they call a school.
You want a real party? Go to Auburn. You want be black and act mad niggerish? Go to University of Miami. You want a great degree? go to Virginia Tech. You want to blow on the meat oboe? go to clemson (or Georgia Tech for that matter- fucking bees. Invent the future mothafucka
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Giving every ounce of yourself. Being 'All in'. Working as a team. Overcoming adversity. Respecting yourself, your coach, your state and giving all the Glory to God for your abilities and accomplishments.
The Tigers have really been clemsoning lately. They haven't lost to an inferior opponent in 3 years. They've really been playing really well together.
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Lazy, pathetic journalism. Typically used by no-talent, agenda driven ass-clowns on ESPN as a click-bait plea.
ESPN's college football coverage sucks so bad, they resort to Clemsoning in a sad attempt to remain relevant. Any sports fan with a brain laughs at them.
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My speed, athleticism, and body mass has increased exponentially since I began Clemsoning.
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Clemson (n.) (clem-sucks)
Clemson, commonly pernounced Clem-sucks (for obvious reasons), is often described as an arrogant person and/or persons with very few brain cells. Whom without their sports department has very little, correction, nothing to offer. When Clemson fans find their neiche in the outside world (which most don’t tend to travel far) - they reside in sad little boring no-name towns in the mountains of South Carolina where there is nothing to do but watch football and marry your cousin. Being as football is the only thing that gives these primitive beings a reason to live, they obsess over the fact and become one of the most obnoxious and untollerable fans in all of college athletics. Their incredibly poor sportsmanlike behaviors have made them unenjoyable by all other colleges who unanimously dispise hosting the likes of their company every gameday.
For related words see: unintelligent, redneck, white trash
- Has anyone talked to Davey? Anyone keep up with that guy anymore?
- Last I heard he’s a Clemson fan now. He’s moved back in with his mamma n’ them out at the trailer park. They say he’s not good for much, can’t get a job or a life for that matter, but damn if he can’t rock the beer gut, purple, and orange like a real deadbeat!
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