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Deft and Clumsy

The act or state of being both dextrous and bumbling at the same time, or in close succession; performing a blunder, immediately followed by an impressive act of agility.

His glasses flew from his hand as he wildly gesticulated his point, yet he managed to swoop down and catch them before they hit the ground.

"Deft and clumsy at the same time" remarked his colleague, smirking.

by E_XIII November 10, 2012

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Clumsy Tongue

to awkwardly use your tongue to lick something

"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"

"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"

by Christian Howes February 3, 2009

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clumsy savage

a compete savage that is clumsy at times as well. Tends to fuck up, in a savage way.

kris: wow connor just dissed the teacher, what a savage.
kris: lmao he just tripped, what a clumsy savage

by idfkb February 12, 2016


clumsy seagull

A foursome that involves one girl and three guys. One guy is getting the girl from behind while the girl is giving a hand job to both guys with each hand. With great imagination, it imitates a clumsy seagull

Holy shit that was a crazy night. I can't believe Shirlena just let us do the clumsy seagull on her. She won't be able to walk right for week!

by justhotshitusa May 20, 2011

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clumsy ass

Another word used in place of using dumb ass..

" He's taking out his girl to watch Ice -Age??? Damn that clumsy ass

by not so humble July 23, 2017

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clumsy ninja

This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...

{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies

While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**

Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**

Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**

by Mistress Jenocide September 9, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clumsy noname

Clumsy noname is a youtuber mainly known for 100 drops videos popoularised by Luke thenotable and he is also a god at fortnite

Sheepman:Hey did you see clumsy noname posted

Dylmix:yes it was a pog vid

by Clumsy noname December 6, 2020

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