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Small, depressing town in Northern Ontario, Canada.
I have to leave Cochrane as soon as I can!
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"Phil Cochrane" is derived from the root name for the ancient chinese warrior: Ching Chang Chung. Any individual with this name will possess astonishing cat-like reflexes and ninja skills. Beware of frequent flatulents and offensive olfactory smells.
Phil Cochrane has ninja skills.
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a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.
"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.
Why's she dating a Jacob Cochran? She deserves a real man.
An intelligent person who mostly looks good and is very fun.usually caring and considerate
Your an oliver cochrane
1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)
The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.
He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
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