soylent cola

A fictional drink featured in Futurama.

An obvious parody of Soylent Green, as it's made out of people.

Philip J. Fry (talking about Slurm): What if the secret ingredient is... People!?
Turanga Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh, how is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

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taint cola

1. The freshest since 1953
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want

hey buddy pass me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.

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jolt cola

A high energy cola, with twice the caffeine and sugar than Coke or Pepsi, has even more caffeine than Mountain Dew.

Also an important essential if my work shift calls for more than 6 hours.

I was very disappointed that they stopped selling Jolt. Now what I am going to do?

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Cola Bottle

1 - A delicious form of sweetie.
2 - A form of masturbation where the neck of a cola bottle is used in replacement of a dildo.
3 - The container in which coca cola is held.

1 - "Yummy! I got some cola bottles!"
2 - "Wow! That was some awesome cola bottle-ing I did last night!"
3 - "I prefer my coca cola in its bottle than in a glass..."

nuka cola

Nuka - Cola is the drink of the post nuclear world. It is addictive and is drank flat and warm.
Nuka Cola is drank in the wastelands of the fallout series (rpg)

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johnson cola

Quite possibly the best drink in the world.

Dicks up!

Four Loko was sweet, but Johnson Cola fuckin' rocks my socks.

I can't remember life before Johnson Cola. Oh well.

I drink Johnson Cola. Chicks dig me.

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caca cola

bader al safar’s way of saying coca cola
coke kinda looks like caca so i really gotta agree-

i love to drink caca cola hbu?