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collectors anxiety

The fear of missing out on content, e.g. in a video game

Due to collectors anxiety I'm checking every spot on the game map twice.

by denimjacketsail May 13, 2020

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face collector

A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.

Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.

Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.

by kawar November 15, 2007


card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.

"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?

by Andrew Rambleon June 10, 2008

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pic collector

1. A leery anonymous person who replies to your personal ad for the sole purpose of collecting your pics to inflate his or her poor ego. An encounter with a pic collector is always short and obnoxiously one-sided.

2. A one-liner with no identity or personality. Can't carry a conversation. Trades you pics that aren't even his, then cuts you off not because you're unappealing, but because he really has nothing to offer, not even common courtesy.

3. Closet-case paranoid voyeur. Can't handle rejection. Hides behind the Internet like a troll. Hardly gets laid but will collect your pics before rejecting you.

Me: Hey. Hot pic!
Him: Got face pics? Chest pics?
Me: Here you go. Yours?
Him: Have more pics? X pics? Wanna see your ass.
Me: Pic collector? Pic 4 pic!
Him: *sends you moar fake pics*
Me: Ok sent mine.
Him: *dissipates like a nasty fart*

by fit420guy April 3, 2012

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slut collector

aka pimp

one who gathers women for over-night friendships sevices to men for a profit.

usually a male with some street cred... and serveral guns.

Person A: Joey is such a pimp

Person B: yeah, he is a good slut collector

by Orangtang September 16, 2008

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Guy Collector

A girl who plays multiple guys at the same time by charming them each individually, and usually the guys she is playing don't know each other.

She uses them for money, sex, drugs - etc whatever she wants out of them. Sometimes she just does it for her own personal esteem and female empowerment.

Regardless of the tactics or motives, the girl always extremely manipulative and deceiving, so her charm is enough to keep her "pawns" around for long periods of time.

Her targets ("pawns") are usually guys who have vulnerable personalities, low self-esteem, low intelligence, etc. all of these don't have to be present qualities and sometimes none are present. Basically anyone who allows her to see their "weak side" is a potential "pawn".

"Dude you need to break it off with that chick right now, I think she's a guy collector, I saw her at the movies last week with someone, and again at the park the next day with someone else! She's playin you man"

by nalz nalz March 23, 2010


penny collector

1. Anyone who enjoys hording useless collectables such as faberge eggs, "limited edition" cups from McDonalds, Beanies Babies, etc.

2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."

Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"

Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"

Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"

Guy 2: "Sexy."

by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009