An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.
Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.
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The Sweet Smell Of A Rotting Carcass Stewing In The Hot Sun Along The Roadway. The Natural course Of Decomposition Has Long Settled In. Usually That Of An Animal That Has Been Struck By either A Car Or A Truck.
Chris Said The Highway Cologne Was Really Strong When He Was Ridding His Bike Back From Sturgis.
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Air freshener, or any other strong smelling cleaner that takes away the smell of weed.
Bro, you smell like mad bud. Don't worry, I got a bottle of stoner cologne in my car.
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Febreeze or other type of air freshener used instead of real cologne do to lack of that and/or money
Justin:Hey you smell good is that the new MJ cologne
Ki: what you think im that rich. This is just some ghetto cologne
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The smell on your face that lingers after a guy screws yer mouth, from his nuts smackin yer face repeatedly
"I'm wearing Brent's nut cologne, from our session this morning, have a sniff."
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Any kind of Insect Repellant, Bug Spray, whatever keeps the mosquitos from biting.
Person 1: Aw, man, I'm being eaten alive by these bugs!
Person 2: Time to break out the Camping Cologne!
The wafting aroma of sun screen, sweat, deodorant and BO that everyone wears whilst vacationing in the world of Disney.
Man, I was gonna shower this morning before we headed out to Epcot center, but I think I'm just gonna wear my Disney cologne like everyone else.
Boy am I glad everyone is wearing their Disney cologne, or else this place would smell like balls and ass.