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Commonwealth of Australia

A neoliberal oligarchy based in Canberra that somehow has jurisdiction over an entire continent. Has never held any international significance and its politically uninvolved population could not care less.

guy 1: so on Wikipedia the country's official name is the Commonwealth of Australia
guy 2: what the fuck is a commonwealth?

by leg_end November 14, 2021

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commonwealth bank

a stupid banking institution with giant fees

i going down to the commonwealth bank to effectivly burn my money

by Ben October 8, 2003

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commonwealth of information

A generic term for the vast resources of information democratically available in the digital, social networked and crowd sourced era.

"Wikis are an example of interactive databases made possible by the commonwealth of information."

by chetmo September 4, 2011


Commonwealth spelling

An imaginary set of English spelling rules, cited from a politically-correct wish to be inclusive or out of ignorance of Canadian English. There are only three varieties of spelling in English: British, US, and Canadian (the last is often described as a combination of the first two). English spelling in all other places follows one of these conventions. At least two of these forms are prominently used in countries of the Commonwealth of Nations.

Which kind of β€œCommonwealth spelling” is this, British spelling or Canadian spelling?

by Michael Zed March 15, 2010

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commonwealth games

a medicore games infused with communisum, at stalin's times it was invented as a game for the formal nations of their enemy- britian and others who support her. these sports consisted of the normal summer olympic sports.

But the commonwealth games is actually being used as a advantage to the soviet union and her allies to take over britian as well as other sporting events such as the winter olympics and the soccer world cup during the same year to dispose of the west's capitalism and take over their country.
Today , the commonwealth games is still being used by communist to intergrate and destroy the west's goverments of capitalisum and facisum.

Still some people belived that the commonwealth games was commisined by the queen but communist properganda deplites that instead.

PROPERGANDA MACHINE:The Melbourne 2006 commonwealth games is organised by the howard Goverment

Aussies: YAY! we r having the Games..

Communist (whispering): we are planning to take over australia to use it as a checkpoint in order to bomb britian and the united states!

by An Aussie February 3, 2006

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Commonwealth Team

Basically the greatest team to roam the on-line world of Halo. Were once challenged to a war by the Blue team and the Red team, and completely made bitch meat of them bolth. Rumours are abound about a new challenge, which is widely regarded as a joke by the Commonwealth team, but they love to humour other retarded teams so have obliged.

Red team suck
Blue team suck
Commonwealth team own.

by Maximus April 9, 2005

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Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

The time when Poland was actually strong.

1569-1795 (holy shit the polish-lithuanian commonwealth existed for more than 2 centuries)
First Partition - 1772 by Russia, Prussia and Austria
Second Partition - 1793 by Russia and Prussia
Third and final partition - 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. The end of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's reign.

The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth almost beat the shit out of Russia by occupying the capital, Moscow for a bit before getting fucked by the Russian Military.

by kofikat February 3, 2021