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A genuinely funny talk-show host, who after becoming the host of The Tonight Show, provided more laughter in the first 5 minutes of his first show than the entire 17 years of Jay Leno hosting it.
Conan O'Brien's first-ever Tonight Show sketch, where he forgets to move to L.A. to host the show and decides to run on his feet all the way from New York.
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(Noun) New host of 'The Tonight Show' replacing an older, lamer host that no one will ever really miss. Perhaps the biggest fear fans have put to rest since Conan's succession includes the retention of his wit, charm and childish antics.
Conan has since moved from New York to Los Angeles, California where he currently resides. That is until he replaces another less talented, even older, even lamer host.
(Adj) 'Conan O'Brien' could also be a man who fits the following criteria:
1. Tall
2. Pale
3. Handsome
4. Funny
5. Over 40
6. Irish and/or Catholic
7. Generous
8. Gracious
Truth be told every woman on earth secretly desires him and is kidding themselves if they deny it. Seriously...i see the conebone in my dreams when i go to sleep at night. As a matter of fact, I would totally be in favor of him changing his name to Conan O'Hotness. Actually, as of June 2009 that's his name now: Conan O'Hotness.
Me: "I want to fuck Conan O'Brien so hard!"
Some Idiot: "Are you kidding me? He's old enough to be your daddy."
Me: "Conan can be my daddy any day...bitch."
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Conan O'Brien sucks so very much. Conan O' Brien is such a douchbag!
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A very tall, very pasty colored man with red hair that defies gravity. Host of the best talk show on T.V., suck it Oprah.
Used when you see some one extremelly cool/clumsy/nerdy kid is spotted that you can't help but admire.
"Woah did you see that kid? I kind of want to punch him in the face."
"No way! Everyone does! He's such a Conan O'Brien."
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The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.
"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"
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A Funny Albino Irish Roman Catholic Who iz Funnier Dan J Leno.
Did u C da Mini J Leno!? "LOL!"
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A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.
Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.
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