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Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.
Past tense: coned.
Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!
Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!
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The extremely entertaining act of driving to a fast food restraunt, going through the drive-through, ordering an ice cream cone, paying for it and then the fun part...
When the worker hands you the ice cream, you don't take it by the cone. You grab the ice cream itself, and quickly drive away.
Louis - We went coneing today, and the lady at McDonalds freaked out when i grabbed the ice cream!
Mary - She practically threw the thing at him!
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A joint of marijuana rolled on an angle making it a cone shaped
"I like a blunt or a big fat cone" ~ Cypress Hill
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1. (noun, derogatory) A passenger on a cruise ship.
Crew members refer to passengers as "cones" for two reasons: First, for the first few days of a cruise, passengers don't have their sea legs yet and tend to stagger into crew members in the narrow hallways. They must be dodged like traffic cones. The other reason to dodge cones is that they will invariably stop a crew member to ask a question when the crew member is in a hurry. It is an insulting term used behind passengers' backs.
2. (verb) For a crew member of a cruise liner to have sex with a passenger.
It is against most cruise lines policy for crew members to "fraternize" with passengers. Usually, "coning" is a fireable offense. Nevertheless, some "cone fiends" (a play on "coke fiend") find a thrill in regularly pursuing this dangerous pastime.
1. Sorry I was late, some fucking cone couldn't find her kid.
2. That moron assistant cruise director got shit-canned for coning, but the ass on that bitch would have almost been worth it!
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(n) Cone-shaped life form, often orange but occasionally green and very rarely fluoro yellow. Often gathers with similar species around construction sites. Different species of cones are rarely found intermixed with one another.
Species range from very small (sidewalk, 20cm high by 15cm wide) to regular (city, 40cm high by 25cm wide) to huge (highway, 1m high by 45cm wide)
Often the victims of "coneing" (v), a non-competitive team sport where the participants collect large numbers of cones and store them for later use.
Anti-coneing (v) is the opposite action. Usually constituted by coneing off an unpopular person or persons' driveway or street, or simply using cones as crude projectile weapons thrown from moving vehicles.
Anti-coneing is often accompanied by shooting paintballs from slingshots at random targets (usually white vans or 4x4's), and general delinquency.
"Let's go coneing!"
"How did you fit that highway cone in your car?"
"I managed, but it was a raid."
A: "We should anti-cone John's house!"
B: "What about Pam's?"
A: "She's next."
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a social reject. one who does not fit in, or is considered repulsive by others
''That Jim is such a loser."
"Yeah, what a cone."
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A large orange instrument used to hump people in the ass.
Yo Fabros, you remember the cone?
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