confusion

When your girlfriend wont sleep with you when your both drunk.

Im in a state of total confusion.

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confuse

Make no sense

Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie

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Confusion

To drive others crazy trying to make them figure out shit!

Mr Confusion is a confusing man

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Confusion

What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.

Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."

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confusion

Two blind lesbians in a fish market

hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!

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confused

Having no idea,not accepting the facts

Adam stauffer confused about his marriage with Alise stauffer, and there new born baby girl.

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confusion

Father's Day in East St. Louis.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you daddy! Uh...

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