commonly used as an expression when you hurt a part of your anatomy
*hits head*
"Ow fuck, I just got conked"
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"Cool".
Actually a texting error, when texting "cool" using 0-9 keys. Hit the correct keys but with the wrong count, yet it looks like a real word for cool.
Could be the first word invented by a machine.
Texting:
JC: How was the trip?
Mattman: It was conk
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to absolutely obliterate something
i'll conk you over the head you daft bastard
the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.
'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'