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Another word for godmoding moron, has a tendency to mistype. .
* Ninj fires, sending a bolt slamming into Conker's CPU, sending him crashing to virtual death.
<KP_Conker> Pfft. A mere repairable wund.
* KP_Conker instntly trnsmits his persnality to anther waitng cyborg.
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Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.
Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"
A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.
"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"
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Spikey testicles with regrowth after being shaved
I had sex with Martin and he had a right pair of conker balls
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A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)
I've never seen such glossy conkers, Neil!
A child friendly way of calling an individual a cunt.
'Stop being a conker hunt mate!'