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Virus from China, also known as The Boomer Remover.
My friends grandma died yesterday. The Corona Virus strikes again
The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
2095
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
A Virus that was made in China and now is cancelling everything we were looking forward to, this year and has made all Karen’s buy as much toilet paper and food as possible.
Me sobbing to
Jerry, “My trip and graduation have been canceled because of Corona Virus and I can’t buy any food or toilet paper”
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The Only virus that was Made In China
It's not going to spread to the USA because we are UNITED
Jake: Ur moms pussy smells like fish
Jason: Ur mom has the Corona Virus
Jake: -dies-
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Similar to Wine Flu a hangover you get when you drink a 30 pack of Coronas and then tequila..
Bro, i hate Cinco De Mayo,
Last year i got so wasted i had Corona Virus For 3 days!
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Deadly virus from the stupid chinese
"Everything's made in china, even our deaths!" corona virus
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An idiotic plauge that closes schools so that people don't get decent grades. Also called CoVid-19.
John:Hi! How's it in school?
Anne: Dunno. The Corona Virus closed litterally everything.
John:Oh right. Then my library book will be 3 years late instead of 2...
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