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Schrödinger's Coulson

Schrödinger's Coulson is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist u/SunQuest in 2018. The scenario presents a Coulson that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

According to Schrödinger's Coulson, he is neither alive nor dead until the next season of Agents of SHIELD starts.

by cyclops-was-right May 20, 2018


thomas coulson

Proper gay like the rest of the rest of the coulsons and a very horny person

Hi Thomas coulson

by That guy1234567 October 23, 2013

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pull off a coulson

Originates from the Avengers movie and related fandoms.
It means a fandom ignores a character's death and pretends he's still alive until the character is resurrected in canon.

The supernatural fandom managed to pull off a coulson, and now Gabriel's alive again.

by lalalululala October 2, 2013


Max Coulson

A person who has a very large, abnormal nose. Also known as 'THE NOSE' This person ate out StepPy *see definition for StepPY* Likes Barney and is very mean. ALSO friends with Skylar Kent Harrison because he too, is a natrual born asshole. Went out with StepPy. SUPPOSEDLY does not like her. Has inside jokes...many. *quick comment* 'got a hair in mouth from eating out Steffani Dean...commoonly known amongst others as StepPy'

Max Coulson ate out a stepPy.
SMACK DAT HO MAX COULSON!!
Max Coulson, go eat out stepPy in a Barney suit.
Max Coulson?? Oh!! The Nose!!

by StepPy April 5, 2005

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Coulson

One of the coolest and funnest people around. He's one of the guys that everyone in a friend group enjoys being around, just because of how nice and funny he is around anyone. A Coulson is admired by everyone. He could eat and digest his napkin after eating a cupcake and everyone he is with would start doing the same because of how cool and influential he is. A must have for every group of friends.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy over there? He looked so cool, I wish I could be friends with him.
Person 2: Me too bro, he's totally a Coulson.

by dinosaurusrex.com August 19, 2022


Coulson

Severe case of Autism

You are way to coulson you crack head

by Elizabeth Semper March 13, 2018


Riley Coulson

First and foremost: slut! Doing his best to truly live the 'life of Riley'. Tends to freeload, and smoke weed when he can score it. Rule breaker, but handsome and lucky enough to get away with it. Hard working...(when you can get him out of bed) and sweet natured when he chooses to be.

The urinal in the boys' locker room got blown off the wall? That was a Riley Coulson!

The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson

by scissorhands1999 December 7, 2012