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Otherwise known as "Kurich". A Kurich/Couric is a unit of weight equal to 2.578 pounds, or 1.169 kilogram. This unit of weight is used by the European Fecal Standards And Measurements to measure the weight of feces. This term was made popular by South Park Episode 1009: More Crap.
The current record is 2.6346 Kurichs/courics, confirmed on 2/15/2006 in Austria.
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The measurement of human feces; 1 couric weighs 2 pounds.
Your crap weighs only 2 courics,
only 4 pounds
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A unit of human fecal measurement. One Couric is approximately 2.5lbs of human fecal material.
Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, Katie Couric.
Bro 1:Dude! I just totally took a 4 Couric dump!!!
Bro 2: Whatever man, Bill Reilly talks that out of his mouth almost ever weeknight.
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2.5 pounds, the measurement of human poop.
katie couric is equal to one couric.
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A Couric is a measurement of fecal matter which was highlighted
in an episode of Southpark. It is believed that the common denominator of all conversation can be boiled down to poo thus is very helpful to know the proper units of measurement.
16 (Ann)currys = 1 (Jane)pauly
16 paulies = 1 (Katie)couric
7 courics = 1 (Al)roker
14 rokers = 1 (Meridith)vieira
28 vieira = 1 (Matt)laurer
112 laurers = 1 (Gene)shalit
364 shalits = 1 (Deborah)norville
2240 norvilles = 1 (Bryant)gumbel
a unit of measurement of something of no value or worth, measurement of something that is pointless much like the content of morning news programs. Most countries use the simpler decimalised system of measurement
100 (Joan) lundens = 1 (Charles)gibson
1000 gibsons = 1 (Dianne) sawyer
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A unit of measurement used to weigh turds
Bono's dump weighed 9.2 courics
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A unit of measurement that equals 2.5 per (Katie) Couric.
Bono was the largest record of courics.
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