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RIM device known as a blackberry that allows its users to smoke crack and pretend that they are at the office working.
Jim just left early, with his crackberry, I bet I know where he's going.
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A Blackberry phone that tends to freeze up at any random moment. Causing you to think the phone is on crack by the way it is acting.
john: hey man what's wrong
tyler: oh nothing just messing with this crackberry.
john: your what?
tyler: crackberry!, this Blackberry keeps freezing on me so I can never use it. therefore I call it a crackberry.
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Slang for the T-Mobile phone Blackberry. I guess they call it this because it breaks down a lot or people use them a lot for texting but I don't have one so I wouldn't know
Hey you! Get off your Crackberry and focus on the road!
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The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.
Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.
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When its feels as if your blackberry is vibrating somewhere on your person even if the phone is turned off or not even on you.
Frank: Why you checking you phone, did you get a text?
Harry:No, I guess not, I could have swore I felt it vibrating though. Must have just been my crackberry syndrome acting up again.
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A person who proudly and prominently wears their Blacberry in an obnoxious hip holster.
His phone rang, and Mark stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, spread his feet wide and quickly drew his Blackberry from its trusty hip holster like crackberry cowboy at the Hello Corral.
While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.
Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!
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