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The grandpa in the Donkey Kong series. Usually gives advice begrudgingly to Donkey. A very cranky individual.
Donkey Kong walks into Cranky's house.
Cranky Kong: "What do you want you lazy Kong?!"
A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.
That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.
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an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.
Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.
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The act of feeling grouchy,irritated and ill-tempered after travel. Usually after traveling a long distance, sitting in the same position and breathing air conditioned recycled air.
bjørge: dude, what are you pissed off about?
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.
used to describe a female who can get so angry so fast and with so much attitude that you fear retribution, she may stick you or cap you.
Stay away from Carly she is ghetto cranky today.
A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.
Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"
**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**
Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."
"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."
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