Crapple

An apple that ranges from extremely disappointing to nearly inedible , and will likely make you have digestive problems.

Person1: Hey do you want one of these Red Delicous? Person2: No thanks man, last time I had one of those crapples with my mediocre free coffee, lets just say Montezuma had his revenge.

Crapple

A shot of Crown Apple with a splash of cranberry.

Ay bitch we need 3 crapples.

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Crapples

Essentially, "crap". But exponentially cooler.

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.

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Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

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Crapple

Crapple. A term used to signify some Apple product as being a hunk of shite.

Leon: What phone did you get Josh?
Josh: iPhone 11 Pr-
Leon: Why did you by that peice of shit?! Crapple! You better have not bought a MacBook...
Josh: Yes I did.
Leon: Crapple fanboy...

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Crapple

The So called healthy foods that arent really healthy... Low fat oreos

Low fat Twinkies are crapple

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crapple

it's the aroma left after you take a dump and use apple airfreshener...

I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".

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