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Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.
Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?
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Crappy Sack is a game identical to hacky sack except you can play with any sort of object EXCEPT a traditional ball or hacky sack. The most common objects used are empty beer cans or keg cups. Other objects can include, but are not limited to: crumpled up paper, wallets, bottle caps, and cell phones.
If you are playing with several people at once and the crappy sack makes it around to each person without hitting the ground, a Crap is achieved and everyone rejoices. Not an easy feat when plastered.
Person 1: You guys want to get a round of crappy sack in?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about??
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To realize the next day your life sucks, your not rich and famous and you have the worst hangover ever.
Man we partied so hard last night I woke up this morning feeling like P Crappy
A cheap way to give your child the same food that comes in a "happy meal." This is done by purchasing the "two cheeseburger meal" plus a kid size drink. You then give the kid one of your cheesburgers and a few of your fries. But, of course, you don't get the toy.
"Mom, I want a happy meal."
"No, I'll just share my two cheesburger meal with you and get you your own drink."
"Thats not a happy meal, that's a Crappy Meal."
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A Crappy bookmark bought in Mexico.
Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!
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When you loose complete muscle control, then fall to the ground with your limbs thrashing and twitching about uncontrollably.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.
Dude!! Did you see that guy do the Crappie Flop when the cop shot him with that Taser?
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The time frame between the bar closing and you finally going home and going to bed. In most cases, you can waffle it, or just go to someone else's house.
Dude, where's crappy hour tonight?
Anyone wanna go to my place for crappy hour?
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