Example of Creationism:
Magic man: Hocus pocus Universe!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Solar system!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Apple pie!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Beer!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus P0rn!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Paper towl!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Earth!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Man!!!
Man: Thank you Magic man your the greatest.
Magic man: MORE BEER!!!!
Man: Hocus pocus baseball!
Magic man: Wow good one!
Magic man: EVEN MORE BEER!!!!
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Denial, foolishness, brainwashing, etc.
Creationism Dialogue
Creationist A: Evolution is only a theory!
Creationist B: Yay! Let's go kill some heretics!
Pat Robertson: Assassination is fun!
George W Bush: Can I say 'Crusade' again?
Creationism
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Biblically speaking, a premise accepted only by brainwashed fools who fail to accept science.
Creationists are idiots.
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1. To create or make something.
2. Commonly used in everyday speech to mean the world and all things in it. The Universe, Cosmos, Nature, etc..
3. Used by Christians in refference to their belief that their god brought the world and all things in it into existance.
1. My art work is my creation.
2. The sun seems to shine down on all creation in the morning.
3. Most Christians believe in the biblical account of creation as opposed to scientific fact and history.
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Creation
The process is not easy but it is very rewarding.
For example, my teacher told me to create a definition of the word creation for a letter grade.
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The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.
People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.
Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.
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The process of coming up with something new at the exchange of a reward.
My teacher told me that if I did not create a definition of the word creation I would get a bad letter grade
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