the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.
"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."
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you absolutely ate something (in a good way) ; similar to saying “you ate!” or “they ate” etc.
example one:
person 1: *wearing a nice dress*
person 2: “wow you absolutely MONCH CRONCHed😍”
person 1: “thank you so much! that’s the best compliment i could ever receive”
person 2: “you’re so welcome i’m an amazing person, i know💁🏽 ♀️“
When you fart into a females genital
Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night
The british way of saying chip
Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird
When you get a wedgie so far up your ass that you have anal contusions
That bully pulled my underwear and gave me a nasty cronch
The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.
“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”
The act of making an existing fictional character shorter.
I'm going to cronch this character to be 3ft tall.