I waste him with my crossbow

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.

B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."

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link's crossbow training

A game released for the Wii.

I will never play link's crossbow training.

Crossbow Facefuck

A sex act in which a man fucks a woman's face as the woman puts both her hands on his penis and sticks her arms outward, slightly resembling a crossbow.

"I gave her a magnificent crossbow facefuck last night"

Crossbow Queer

Refers to a subtype of queer/sexually ambiguous people becoming more prevalent in society and popular culture. Traits include:

- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart

Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)

That guy with the leather jacket and the resting bitch face is SUCH a crossbow queer

Crossbow

Kind of like a sideways bow and arrow, except with a firing mechanism instead of just the person's arm/hand.

Roberta Ford was always hiding in the bushes pretending to be hunting big game with a bow and arrow as a kid. In high school she shot another girl in the back of the head with a crossbow from the bleachers at a swim meet, thinking it would make her look badass or get her a badass image on TV. She was never right in the head.