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A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
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another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
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An extremely promiscuous woman, a slapper, a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will administer oral sex to all men.
She's a crumpet.
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A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
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Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.
As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.
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the female reproductive organs. i.e. pussy
"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."
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Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.
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