Crying

1. A Emo hobby.
2. One of the very few things Emos can do right.
3. A sign of weakness.

1. Emo: *sob sob*
Some Guy: Was the matter, kid?
Emo: MY MOMA DIDN'T HUG ME TODAY!
Some Guy:...... U I have to go vomit....
2. Announcer: Annnnnd welcome to the first ever Cry-Off! And up first we have a prep chick who boke a nail, against a emo who got his iPod taken away!
Prep: OH EM GEE! I BROKE A FUCKING NAIL! GODAMNIT I *sob sob* I AHEV TO LOOK NICE OR *sob sob* NO ONE WILL LIKE ME!!!
Emo: *sob sniff sob sob* HOW ELSE CAN I LISTEN TO MCR DURING MATH? *sob sob*
Announcer: AND WHAT IS THIS? THE EMO HAS THE CRY HEAVES! THE EMO WINS!
Emo:..... I AM THE CRYING MASTER
Announcer: Shadup.
3. Dude: *sob sob* HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME?
Dude's Friend: Cuz i fucked her better then you, suck it up man.

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Crying

Crying. You came here to cry even more or to find another reason to cry about. I feel you. Follow me on insta @amanda.maceyyy and on tik tok @juss.manda

I am crying because I have barely any followers.

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Cry

Taking a piss with your eyes

I've had too much to think tonight, I think I'm going to have a cry

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Cry

It's the moment when you sweat through your eyes after a vigorous exercise of your emotions.

Sometimes i cry myself to sleep, because I'm hungry and there's no more nutella in the kitchen

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cry

the release of liquid from the tear ducts when:

a) one is depressed or sad
b) one is extremely happy
c) one has to urinate badly
d) one is trying to manipulate a person into doing whatever they want them to do
e) one has an eye irritation

example a- Sara cried for hours after the tragic death of her grandmother.

example b- Karen leaped with joy and cried tears of happiness when she won the 5 million dollar lottery.

example c- Michael's eyes began to water and he began to cry after holding his pee in for two hours.

example d- The little girl cried in the middle of the store when she did not get the toy she wanted. Embarrassed, her mother agreed to get her the toy as long as she agreed to shut up.

example e- After getting sprayed in the eye with a full can of mace, Carl began to cry tears of agony as his eyes burned.

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cry

A way to cleanse your soul of all sorrow that has been burdened on you.

After my mom yelled at me, I needed to cry.

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crying

What u do when your crush doesnt like you back

Hey. Can I go in the bathroom?
No, Mia's crying. She broke up with her bf;