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Why the fuck you looking up cucumber are you straight dumb cunt you should know what the fuck that is
You dont need to know how the fuck a cucumber is defined you piece of shit
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A person who is literally at the bottom of the food chain. This person is a pussy who has a 9PM bedtime. They are a literal gay ass vegetable who thinks they're smart and cool but really thinks gravity and magnets are the same.
Harry: "C'mon Steve, don't be a fucking cucumber"
James: "Colly is a fucking cucumber"
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When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber
Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
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Breasts that take the shape of cucumbers when she leans forward slightly. The nipples dangling right at the bottom. When stood up straight they resemble two flat plaice
Jane: What type of breasts would you say I had? Flapjacks? Lemons? Mail bags?
Sarah: I'd say cucumbers
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Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
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a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
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