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The art of oral sex performed on a woman. Used in the context of 1) Something a man does to a woman while waiting for the Viagra to kick in. 2) Something a man does under duress knowing if he doesn't, she won't perform oral on him. 3) Something a bitter and twisted wife gets her husband to do not telling him she's been fucked all day by her well-hung lover and he's now eating his cum. 4) Something a man does, not wanting his wife to know he has genital warts. 5) Something "confused" women do to each other so that, when the time comes, they can train their boyfriends how to do it right.
"I know we're in the chapel, my darling, but I need to perform cunnilingus on you to remove the taste of that disgusting communion wine from my mouth"
"I can't believe your wife doesn't allow you to perform cunnilingus on her. She allowed me to do it yesterday"
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Those of us who can "speak" to the pussy are said to be "Cunnilingual"
In pop-up surveys about what language(s) we speak, there should be an entry if you feel you are "Cunnilingual"
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From Latin "lingua" (tongue) and "Cunni" (cunts cunnus being the singular version), a cunnilingual is someone who is proficient at attaching his tongue to a pussy.
"... he is cunnilingual. How many languages does he speak?"
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The art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.
I performed cunnilingus on her until my tounge couldn't move anymore, she appreciated it very much.
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A linguistic device of such cunning that all females are reduced to moans and squeals during it's application.
"You may be a masterdebator but I'm a cunninglinguist."
"You mean cunnilingus?"
"That's what she said."
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Someone who performs oral sex in multiple languages
"Shiit,JaMarcus she sucked me off in 4 different languages dawg"
"She got them Cunnilingual skills yo"
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kuhn-l-ing-gwuhl - (1) adjective - a man who accepts oral stimulation of his penis by women, and who returns the favor by licking vagina.
(1) advice - Being cunnilingual greatly increases your chances of getting a blow job (2) contextual - "I'm not into the 69 thing, baby; I'm not cunnilingual".
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