Custer's Revenge

A fun, wholesome Atari 2600 game for the whole family. Developed by Mystique in 1982, you control General George Armstrong Custer and dodge a bunch of arrows to score with a Native American woman. If you want to see what your friends do all the time, this is the game for you.

It's time for Custer's Revenge. You're the native. Enjoy penetration.

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Cole Custer

Cole Custer is a NASCAR Cup Series driver for Stewart-Haas Racing, driving the #41. Previously driving for Stewart-Haas in the Xfinity Series, he earned nine wins and two championship four appearances. He won Rookie of the Year this year after winning at Kentucky, and earning a spot in the 2020 playoffs. In 2014, he was the youngest truck series winner ever after winning at New Hampshire Motor Speedway at only 15-years old.

Cole Custer battles for the lead on the inside!

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Mrs. Custer

An ass hole of a teacher, which gives you a hard time for no reason. Don't mess with her, one touch of your clothes, there goes your A+ in math. That shit gonna drop into a C. If you have a Mrs. Custer for math, don't even bother, just transfer out. It ain't worth the mental issues.

Hey its Mrs. Custer, Hi Mrs. Custer. Mrs. Custer : 10 points off your next test.

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Custer Fuck

(kə-stɚ fək)

noun

1) A pun combining "Cluster Fuck" with the name of General Custer, the dickbag from Little Big Horn whose decisive defeat in part led to the massacre at Wounded Knee (because Americans are sore losers).

2) To be defeated through treachery (backstabbing, dick movies, breaking of treaties, etc)

3) To be systematically denied basic human dignity

1) Why has no one thought of the pun "custer fuck" before?

2) Man, Wounded Knee was a total custer fuck

3) The Pine Ridge rez got totally custer fucked.

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custers last stand

When one is completely inebriated at a bonfire, one proceeds to finger a girl while she is on her period. Then before she climaxes use the period blood on your face-to represent indian war paint. Proceed to run around the bonfire making indian war cries and war chants. Then you may begin your pussy slaying rampage of the other females around the fire. Continue the rampage until you collapse and pass out!

Hey Eddy did you hear that Dom went on a custers last stand at Jeff's bonfire last night? Brenden even said he saw him slaying the vag's

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custer buster

dirty and untrustworthy

Ew, she's a custer buster!

Custer

A song this death metal group Slipknot made

"Half alive and stark-raving free and maligned
Encroaching on the purpose of this commercial-free interruption
Due to the prolific nature of this statement
Listener aggression is advised"

"Bro, have you heard Custer by Slipknot?" "uhh...no" "CUT/CUT/CUT ME UP" "dude shut up.."