dmf

dad I MIGHT fuck

damn that’s a dmf

DMF

Deadly Man Flu - a nearby terminal Flu.

Man i got a nearly terminal DMF, time to make my last will

dmf

depressed man/male face, noticed when a man always looks like he's frowning or sad. gender opposite of rbf, resting b*tch face, when a female constantly looks irritated or annoyed.

eric always looks like he hates his damn life!

nah bro, he's just suffering from dmf.