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DPS

Dehydrated Penis Syndrome

When the penis becomes old and saggy. It shrivles up and becomes very wricly. Once a penis comes down with the dreaded DPS, the victom can never have sex or pleasure himself again.

A disese that is passed down by the offsprings parents. When one has such disese they become infected and should be nutered imeditly. If disese has completly takein over then the victom becomes deadly.

Dehydrated Penis Syndrome is concidered an illegal wepon for is is very contagious in its early stages and if not stoped then the female partner of such victom will undoubtly come down with DVS.

by Ryan Jacobson September 7, 2006

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DPS

Detroit Public Schools

The DPS once tried to include Ebonics as a Foreign Language.

by Linux System Message November 25, 2004

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DPS

drunk person shlepper

David is the DPS for the night

by Ilayna October 26, 2010

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DPS

Dilapidated Penis Syndrome.->someone with a dead or old penis

The old man has a DPS.

by hornygirl31 June 26, 2009

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DPS

Dirty Penis Syndrome; self explanatory

My boyfriend had DPS hardcore last night.

by Erika EM. November 1, 2007

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DP-DP

Double penetration dance party

Banana hammocks are the best clothes to wear for DP-DP.

by Dat Nigga Friez June 21, 2014

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dps

1) Damage per second. Often used to qualify how much damage weapons do in MMORPG's rather than by cryptic damage range and speed ratings

Man, I have the Glowing Green Axe of cutting and it does 56.3 DPS!

by Jeb December 28, 2005

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