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Driving without intelligence. Typically used to describe stupid acts of driving not affiliated with alcohol.
Did you see that guy pass on the shoulder? That's DWI.
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Don't Weave, Idiot - something your friends tell you or you tell yourself while performing the other DWI.
"D-W-I! You're already DWI-ing!"
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Bicycle riding style. The old 10-speed bike with the curvy handlebars tilted upright in such a fashion as to rise to the rider in a most unnatural way.
The bike is often a vintage yellow Schwinn from the rider's days of sneaking a Hamm's or Pabst from the parent's refrigerator, and has since spanned the timeline into child support payments, AA meetings, and work release.
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The abbreviation for Dances with Improv. Quite unrelated in this sense to the alcoholic offense.
The girls of DWI are notorious for their made-up words.
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When an internet celebrity dies but nobody can confirm if they really died or not.
"Hey did you hear iFunny's DeepWebIntel died?"
"I don't know he's faked shit in the past for popularuty"
"Geeze I guess we got a Schrodinger's DWI here..."
The strong legs one creates after the period of license suspension of a DUI/DUI/OWI.
Kenny rides his bike 30 miles a day to and from work. He's built up some DWI legs.
A wave similar to the courtesy wave, done while driving under the influence. This wave is often done with the hand that is holding the container of alcohol because the other hand is firmly holding the steering wheel.
Dude 1: "I heard you almost got in an accident last night."
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, we were so drunk! The dude that was driving cut off this van and almost ran into him! He stuck his beer can out and waved sorry to the guy though."
Dude 1: "At least he gave him a good courtesy dwi wave..."
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