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To attack someone with a sink plunger.
She came at me like an angry dalek.
Nick: Damn, Lester has lodged his lunch in the U-bend again
James: Sounds like another job for our trusty "Dalek's Eye"
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To attempt to prevent the contents of your cuppa from leaking by putting two lids on it in a V-formation, resembling the head of a Dalek.
Why do they always have those little pinholes in the coffee cup lids? I always do the Dalek on my cup so it doesn't spill when I take it to work!
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We are looking ‘round us now
almost concerned by what we see.
Vaguely interested ask,
"Are we the only ones
to realize our destiny?"
Well Dalek I love you
Dalek I love you
We’re going to save the world.
We’re going to change your world.
Well Dalek I love you
Dalek I love you
We’re going to save the world.
We’re going to change your world.
What would I gain
if I should make my money
sell my brain?
What do I see
when I become a slave
to a machine?
What do I hear?
Muzak playing everywhere.
What do I fear?
Lead in the air I breathe.
What do I want?
More than the state can provide.
What do I feel?
Dalek I Love You
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Mr Dalek syndrome is when teachers use a megaphone to order students into rooms, telling them to be quiet etc.
(all names are fake for obvious reasons)
Student 1: yo i think that Mr white has Mr Dalek Syndrome.
Student 2: what makes you say that?
Student 1: He just used a megaphone to order us into class.
A synonym for Nazi or fascist; someone who believes in their own inherent superiority and wants to exterminate everyone who is not like them due to fear, anger, and hatred of other kinds of people
Instagram comments are full of Human Daleks