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A non-sociable Asian who loves gambling and gets paranoid very easily.
Yo man...This gook reminds me of Damo...Ive seen him at Crown a few times.
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A spectral and divine being in nature, the Damo comes (c;) once a year to bestow his blessing of beauty and unfathomable sexiness upon his students. His majestically shiny bald head is said to be the reason that all monks shave their heads, in an effort to be as much like the almighty Damo as they can. Believe it or not, Damo was once a human, named Damon Smith, a child of Jesus Christ himself, but he swiftly overcame his father in terms of power and schlong size alike, ruling over multiple classrooms of history, program X and ultimately the universe. Those who defy him will be banished to the pod, which may seem tame but after experiencing the overwhelming light of Damo, then quickly being torn from the sensation, will result in great grief and dismay, causing some to go insane. Those who are fortunate enough as to make eye contact with The Damo immediately enter a trance that always results in an orgasmic state.
My eyes locked with The Damo and i was suddenly his, there was no escape from his beautiful gaze, cleaning agents were required.
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A few to many,
A screw loose.
After several trips to the shop I was Damoed!