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“Yo u seen Damon’s fit today?” “Yessir it’s fucking fire!”
4👍 1👎
a kid who can’t find the proper size pants for him and often dont know where the fuck his belt is... talks hella shit and act like somebody wont smack him right, he looks like he steals eggs for a living
Damon can never fit his pants
Damon was talking so much shit and now im gonna fight him
11👍 7👎
He is the master of vaginas..his cock thumbs and tongue are more then well equipped. He is the God of pussy licking hair pulling choke you out kind of sex. Loyal funny ditzy and raw as fuck. You would be blessed to ever get to experience this man in bed..
13👍 7👎
a big maco cunt that pushes rack heavy. you want an 8-ball? hes your man. you want some durries? hes your man. you want to become racially abusive? hes your man. this guy is the type of guy to bash babies for a laff. dont fuck with damon.
Person 1: Why are my sinuses burning?
Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...
6👍 3👎
A fucking druggo, weed smoking, drink guzzling motherfucker who will be the best mate you ever have but will probably pass out in the gutter.
"Hey mate, Damon just passed out after having 12 ciders."
"Not Surprising"
10👍 6👎
a total bitch stay away from any damon’s they will leave u waiting for them while they make stupid excuses
stay away from damon he will break your heart
11👍 8👎