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A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.
"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"
When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle
Damn it Daniel you got Dasani Dick
Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)
Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
A super cool dude who likes Dasani water. especially Devesh.
OMG, Fresh Dasani is soo cute. I wish I could date him. 😍
The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.
Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
A girl thats loving funny freaky sweet and kind, she loves helping other and she intellegent, as has a nice body shape, if she loves u she never stops ever.. She is mean sometimes and sensitive. Shes a down to earth person who is an observant. She loves to make everyone feel comfortable. If u ever need someone to talk to without judgment Dasani will be there. If u have a Dasani keep them close because she’s hard to come around.
Dasani is like the water