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A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.
"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"
When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle
Damn it Daniel you got Dasani Dick
Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)
Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
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A girl thats loving funny freaky sweet and kind, she loves helping other and she intellegent, as has a nice body shape, if she loves u she never stops ever.. She is mean sometimes and sensitive. Shes a down to earth person who is an observant. She loves to make everyone feel comfortable. If u ever need someone to talk to without judgment Dasani will be there. If u have a Dasani keep them close because she’s hard to come around.
Dasani is like the water
The act of having an erection while urging to urinate
John was flying through traffic, trying to find the nearest gas station, because the Dasani in his trousers wasn't going to hold much longer
A super cool dude who likes Dasani water. especially Devesh.
OMG, Fresh Dasani is soo cute. I wish I could date him. 😍