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The act of deficating on another person's anus/vagina/eyes/mouth and then pouring glitter on it for decoration. This can cause 'decorated' faeces for many months, as glitter cannot be digested.
"Our sex life has got so boring recently so we tried a Brown Dazzler last night and I really was dazzled!"
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A Brazillian wax job that is then enhanced by having many cheap jewels, such as cubic zirconia, glued around the landing strip.
Britney's Brazillian Dazzler was so bright, I had put put my shades on when she dropped her panties!
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a real tasty geezer
someone who you'd be proud to accompany to the local drinking establishment for a few sweet sherries.
'ere, that Mike's a proper Bobby Dazzler - have you seen his suit , must have cost 'im a few quid!
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A harsh, raucous sounding release of flatulence unique to individuals suffering from advanced hemorrhoids
"Eh Wilson, did the bilge-gas balloons burst again last night?"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"
A shot of semen to the head of an unexpecting/passed out individual. The following morning the hair and jizzum create a prism like rainbow called a Bobby Dazzler.
Oh sweet Jesus I was given a Bobby Dazzler in the evening
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A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.
"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
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"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"
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The shitty pair of shoes that your one nerdy friend always wore back in the days of High School.
Friend: Aight Melvin, look at those bobby dazzlers! Where'd you get 'em from?
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.
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