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If you were born on December 1 your a thot😌
Dude:hey whens your birthday?
Girl: December 1 why?
Dude:and that's how you know she a thot
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The first day of the destroy dick december also known as DDD
Guy 1: hey dude its december 1 you know what that means
Guy 2: oh hell yeah ima go nut all over my girlfriends ass
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National bully your short friend day since they got to bully their y’all friends!
Me: Hey chloe guess what day it is?
Chloe: idfk! December 1st?!
Me: National bully your short friend day!!!
Chloe: oh shit
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Ger excited for Christmas bitches
Cool guy 1: hey its december 1st!
Cool guy 2: omg we can celebrate xmas now🥳
National Slap anybody with red hair day!!!
Make the best out of it ;)
Hay girl you got red hair let me slap u I mean it is December 1
Today is the end of No Nut November (NNN) meaning that it is the start of Destroy Dick December (DDD). So go cum in your girl.
Dain: Yo it’s December 1.
Ruker: Damn you better go cum in ur girl.
Catherine: Alr bet.
if u were born on december 1 U SLAY BOO <3 mwah ur so pretty/handsome and lovely and yeah it’s such a nice time to be born so SLAYYYYYYY and have a great birthday on december 1
girl: omg they are so nice and cute
boy: i know right! i bet their birthday is december 1st..
*everyone stares at them in awe*