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The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).
Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.
Guys what happened on december 9th pls tell me
You hopped on among us on December 9th?
National tell ur friend u like them day!
“Hey I really like u Jenny!”
“Me too it’s December 9th!”
On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.
“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
Hey Julian guess what today is
What?
December 9th Ask you crush out day
Will you go out with me
Sure heather
National leave your girl on read day
Bsf he left me on open
Did you not know today is December 9th?
December 9th overwrites December 10th's "national discord mod day."
random, "December 10th is national discord mod day, that means yall get muted for a day." You, "Actually, yesterday was December 9th, which means today is canceled, and we don't get muted."