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A euphemism for masturbation
Where'd Tim go? Oh, he went to the bathroom to defrost the kicker.
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A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.
Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat
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After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.
My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.
"Defrosted lemons" is a term used to describe a parchingly refreshed feeling someone gets from any event. Usually the subject whose "lemons" are being "defrosted" are in between the two words.
When my friend does something mildly impressive, you could say:
"Oh wow, that totally defrosted my lemons", or "You really just defrosted lemons, damn".
A sour situation made even worse.
She broke up with me, and then revealed that she had given me syphilis. What a defrosted lemon.
Similar to being hung over, more specifically from street drugs, specifically when cocaine a.k.a "snow" was one of the jawns in the mix.
Last night we got so blitzed for sambuca day that I'm straight defrosted this morning.
That dirty blunt had me twisted. Now I'm so fuckin defrosted and I got work.
When you frosting sum dude, but you take him out the freezer.
Tyrone: I was totally defrosting dat ass.
AJ: Madddddd!!!!