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Dennis: originating from the name Dionysus AKA God of Wine. (They sure do love a good wine or beer) Dennis is a character. Once you meet him it will be hard to come across another person like him again. Dennis loves his family and friends. He is the most loyal person in town. He is fearless and a great ally. Definitely someone you would want in your apocalypse survival team. He works hard to make ends meet and he is full of soul and ideas. Everyone needs a Dennis.
“Who was that awesomely amazing guy that just walked by??”
“He must be... Dennis”
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Method of moving in on a girl so she'll fall for you so hard she'll never recover.
D- demonstrate value
E- engage physically
N- nurture independence
N- neglect emotionally
I- inspire hope
S- separate entirely
Do it right.
You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.
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This ubiqutous sleazy diner is made no less creepy by its family restraunt facade. Step inside and you will find it is not so much a diner as a 24 Hour Competitive Eating Thunderdome.
3am and hungry - go to Denny's.
End up blacking out while battle-eating the other drunks.
Typical Denny's patron.
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Calm under pressure, self-assured, all-knowing, all-seeing, seeker of wisdom and truth, a Dennis stands out in any gathering--not through loud, attention-grabbing tactics, but rather through an animated glow that is unmistakable. All living things love a Dennis because they sense a communal, loving nature. Even trees lean towards a Dennis that is in their presence. In short, a Dennis is an invaluable, yet humble presence that should be quietly worshipped.
It was just another ordinary day, that is until a Dennis showed up!
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A Dennis is like a trusting buddy hard to handle at first but when ur close enough, having a Dennis around would make the world a better place Dennis is like a snugly big bear that won’t disapear you and Dennis can talk to ur hearts content and it wouldn’t be boring he can be annoying at times but you will get use to it, he is some that u can trust and tease at the same time
Wow u got a Dennis! Me too HIGH FIVE ✋
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The guy who would be there for you no matter what, he is a great guy and even when you do something to hurt him he would still be there next to you, he would never let you down no matter what. He would give you food! When you need it he is the most amazing guy! He would be there for you when your sad,happy or angry! I love you dennis!
Cata: Dennis gave me dounuts, and when I did something he didn’t like he still gave me food!
Valeria: wow dennis is a really gentleman he really loves his best friend!
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