Derren Brown

A sneaky poo you weren't expecting. Like it's materialised from the bottom of the deck.

I thought I'd finished my ten-Guinness poo, but someone dealt me a sneaky Derren Brown

Derren Dagless

Derren Dagless is the most kind hearted person he is handsome and gets all the girls when he wants

He is so Derren Dagless

derrens computer

the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.

dude, i have a derrens computer. it keeps crashing

derren

tubby little fella.
pulls all the women.

goth woman: OMG IS THAT DERREN!?
derren: hey shawty u bad asf