Derren Dagless is the most kind hearted person he is handsome and gets all the girls when he wants
He is so Derren Dagless
A sneaky poo you weren't expecting. Like it's materialised from the bottom of the deck.
I thought I'd finished my ten-Guinness poo, but someone dealt me a sneaky Derren Brown
the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.
dude, i have a derrens computer. it keeps crashing
tubby little fella.
pulls all the women.
goth woman: OMG IS THAT DERREN!?
derren: hey shawty u bad asf