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A common misspelling of the phrase "just deserts". While the two phrases are pronounced exactly the same, "desert" with the emphasis on the second syllable means something that one deserves, rather than an extremely arid expanse of land. "Dessert", on the other hand, is a sweet dish consumed after a meal.
shane123: lol i guess he got his just desserts
rob497: i think you mean "just deserts"
shane123: fuck off u grammar whore
rob497: okay jesus
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(n) a slang term created for Johnnie Walker Gold Label Reserve. It is due in part to it's obvious and almost unmistakable resemblance in taste to cake and ice cream, but in whisky form. It is also one of the four key ingredients in a Johnnie Bomb.
Robby: Yo Nick try some of my Gold Label Reserve.
Nick: Ok. *takes a sip* That's gross it tastes too much like dessert to me.
Robby: It's Liquid Dessert.
Hayley Kiyoko loves a dessert spoon. It's a spoon held by greatness, gives people hope.
"I looove a dessert spoon!" "Gives me hope."- Hayley Kiyoko
Eatin’ that booty. When you take both hands, move things left and right and go right down the middle. Like taking that 7 iron and going right down the middle of the fairway.
Chelsey: Damn Zach, Dinner was wonderful. How about a little dirt dessert?
Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.
A Dessert Cup is a highly popular sex act between two males of which at least one of the two men must have an uncircumcised penis. Creation of a Dessert Cup will often, but not always, accompany the equally popular act of schnoodling.
A Dessert Cup is created when an uncircumcised male lays on his back and with a flaccid or erect penis grips his member and pushes the excess skin upwards. Once the skin is up over the penis head, the foreskin creates a "cup like" reservoir. Depending upon the shape and contour of the "cup" the other male may assist by shaping the foreskin to create the best opening and depth to the "cup" as possible. Upon "cup" preparation, the other male then proceeds to jerk off to climax. Upon cumming, the male then angles and aims and drops his load into the waiting "cup" and fills it full of cum, semen, man juice, goo.
At this point, the "cup" may runneth over which is highly desired. The Dessert Cup may then be enjoyed by the other male through fellatio or may be enjoyed by both as a shared cup and eaten with a spoon or shared via snowball. Alternatively, the foreskin may be released and pushed down at which time the hot load creates a lovely cock ganache and when released from the cup is used as lubricant for the male to jerk off.
Dan and Barry spent the evening schnoodling each other but the highlight of the night was Dan's filling of Barry's Dessert Cup which he quickly engulfed and greedily enjoyed all to himself.
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The mysterious extra stomach dessert-lovers possess that allow them to eat dessert even after the "regular" stomach is completely full of non-dessert food.
The dessert stomach appears in childhood, and typically gets smaller as one ages, though this is not always the case.
MOM: Finish your dinner.
CHILD: *Groan* I can't! I'm so full, I think I'll barf if I eat another bite.
MOM: Well, I guess you're too full to eat dessert.
CHILD: I'm not too full! My dessert stomach is empty!
(child proceeds to eat entire dessert portion)
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A Sly way to ask if a person is gay or not.
usually used online and is an alternative version of “do you listen to girl in red”
hot guy: hey
you: hi, do you, you know, order dessert?🥺
hot guy: yeah...i do
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